In the same publication that discovered and defined "the dad bod," a new essay about the love lives (or lack thereof) of college students and high schoolers is becoming the new anthem for the romantically frustrated.
"Why We Need To Start Dating Again,"written by Eileen Curran back in May on The Odyssey, is an array of complaints about human behavior in the digital age.
"Snapchats and Instagram 'likes' have become acceptable forms of flirting. A 'like' on Instagram is way more common than a compliment in real life," she writes. "Date night has evolved from going out to dinner, playing putt-putt (a completely underrated pastime in my opinion) or doing anything relatively thoughtful, to watching Netflix and maybe ordering a pizza."
You can almost hear the thundering cheers after each of Curran's issues with life in the time of Snapchat.
What do we want? Real dates!
When do we want them? Now!
"A girl doesn't want to commit to the guy she 'has a thing' with," she explains, "but she gets mad when she sees that he is liking other girls photos on Instagram!"
The essay has found its way into the hands of Teen Twitter, a massive conglomerate of Twitter accounts like @girlnotes and @relationships that tweet diary-like blips like this:
lol me pic.twitter.com/i7hYbx9CK9
— Typical Girl (@NotesForGirlz) July 2, 2015
hearing a guy talk about how crazy he is for a girl is probably one of my favorite things ever.
— Real Relationship ❤️ (@RELATlONSHlP) June 29, 2015
PLEASE READ BECAUSE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT pic.twitter.com/XQJ80WwFGW
— Promise™ (@TheLifeDiaries) June 29, 2015
@TheLifeDiaries this is what i want this is what guys and girls need to do (thank god someone said this)
— Tori ❤ (@VictoriaCr480) July 2, 2015
Damn... this just stabbed our generation in the heart. #truthhttp://t.co/0tzRnSgSGr
— tommy boy (@WigginsThomas) June 23, 2015
The "Why We Need to Start Dating Again" article is literal perfection
— Sam (@Sammie4eva319) June 22, 2015
Some people related to the essay and were inspired to take their personal gripes to Twitter.
@TweetLikeAGirI@casey_pizarro yeah stop telling me "here come to the door" and get up and ring the damn bell.
— sammy ❁ (@SammEspinal) June 21, 2015
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